Originally Posted by
BrendaChenowyth 
Just got back from the grocery store. There was a man riding a bicycle throughout the store. He was covered in spaghetti sauce from wrecking in to the shelves and breaking a couple jars.
BC -- That sounds like a story you'd hear on the news starring "Florida Man", as in:
"Florida man arrested today for riding a bicycle around in a supermarket covered in spaghetti sauce."