It's frightening to think about it now, but I like to drink and drive. Absolute madness. I'd pour out a little soda in my Diet Dr Pepper can then add some German brandy (I was stationed in Hanau, W. Germany back then).
I also drank, ironed my Army uniforms and watched TV. Occasionally I would burn a finger or the side of my hand.
What a wasted life. Not anymore!!