Is it St Patricks Day? I didn't know.
I've got one... did you know the word "snark" was invented by Lewis Carroll in the poem "The Hunting of the Snark"?
"'You may seek it with thimbles—and seek it with care;
You may hunt it with forks and hope;
You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
You may charm it with smiles and soap—'"
I propose Hunting the Sober Snark
I'm staying sober today
