Old 10-30-2016, 01:57 PM
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sauerkraut
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Join Date: Oct 2014
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Two to add:
--ten year old daughter, terrified, waking me up in the middle of the night saying daddy is in her bed and won't get up
--stepping into a lake of **** on the bathroom floor, first thing in the morning
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