I go to my local shop to buy two for £10, bottles of Blossom Hill, justifying to myself that the offer is indeed for two bottles so therefore need to get two. Only problem is, I always buy an extra one to hide for 'topping up'. Started to worry that someone would see me with three in the bag and look like an alkie (haha, how dillusional) so started saying to the checkout guy that I would put one in my hand bag as the three may split the plastic bag, being too heavy. Now the checkout guy just says 'here's the one for your handbag'. He knows exactly what I am up to, its just so embassasing. The insanity of it all.