Is someone overdosing on coffee? My sister and I once did, back in 1944, on watch for "enemy" aircraft in western Pennsylvania. Around 3:30 a.m. we got to laughing hysterically and became very high on coffee. No doubt we let several planes go by which would have bombed the steel mills if they were not TWA or American Airlines. Then America would have lost WW2, all because of coffee. We might have been tried for treason but the Nazi's might have taken over and complimented us on our "collaboration". Then there is the time when I was nearly stabbed to death by a drunken cook for leaving too much syrup on my plate. But he was not drunk on coffee. Vodka, rather, gin or maybe bootleg whiskey.
You think I've gone mad? You're right. Mad at having to sit in my eye doctor's office to have a hair removed from my eye (an hour and a half). Chinese doctor. Probably thought I was a Trump enthusiast. That would be "disgusting"! Revenge for the Opium Wars. Ah I'm jus goin' tuh fuggedaboudid!
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