Originally Posted by
LillianGish 
You're smart and you'll be safe. Especially with me. I'm a chicken.
Gish: You're probably a "Spring Chicken". I'm so old I'm a late Fall or even early Winter chicken. But I refuse to "chicken out".
Amusement parks may be fun but once riding the bumper cars gave me arthritis pains for a month. And both the Fun House and the Tunnel of Love seemed grubby and dirty, very unpleasant on a hot summer day. The Tunnel of Love could break up a marriage. Modern roller coasters invite heart attacks or strokes. The only safe place is on a bench, eating cotton candy and listening to the band.
Bill.