Abnormal EKG Final Reality Check
Greetings Long Lost Comrades! Over the past 9 months I've been pregnant with the beast. Got back up to a bottle of wine every night. Baby beast said: it's ok! Life is fun! Life is short! Your blood work is coming back normal! You can still dance every day and run three miles! Wellllll. Turns out I need a hernia repair so I go in for a pre op EKG and guess what? I HAVE HAD A HEART ATTACK. Baby beast aborts once and for all. I don't drink. Ever. Forever. It's good to be back my friends.