Just finishing up my paper and AV is saying a glass of wine to celebrate would be a delight.
But its never just a glass. It would be at least a bottle.
Then enter guilt, shame, insomnia, hangover, and I'll probably call my neighbour over for sex, even though I'm avoiding him because he really likes me and I don't want to date him after a one night stand, so I'd just be leading him on and thats mean.