So I call out to all my limerick friends
Come and post something to help my misery end
Life is feeling like a trial
So please write something to make me smile
I think back and remember the times
I've laughed at all our rhymes
Remember the things I used to say about my ex
And how Carlos was mortified by my words about the male sex
How we used to talk about men not doing the dishes
Or leaving piles of garbage smelling of rotten fishes
Or how I had a thing
For Mr. Jason Aldean
Or about how Bradley Cooper
had some others going loopers