ARGH, you are hysterical. I say please don't go away, and there you are at the bottom of the page viewing, for quite some time...but, as you professed, not posting. Go ahead. Post something "G" rated. What part of this planet do you inhabit? I thought you were in the U.S. and somebody else guessed UK. What type of work do you do? I always pictured you as an iron worker. What's going on? Are you ok? Are you still not drinking?