i could use a laxative for my brain
cuz i'm all stopped up up there again
if i could scoop those thoughts out from my ear
like a junkie with a baby spoon up his rear
but that wouldn't help my ability to hear
i could use a stool softener for my mind
that didn't cause brain cramps of any kind
though i might have to wait for the thoughts to pass
i'd appreciate relief by maybe passing some brain gas
but my mind's in my head and not in my ass