Zero: "....both cacophonous and cathartic". My kids would love you. And grandkids. Very much into fart humour. Grandson has half a dozen fart books: press a button, and listen to ...an elephant fart. some echoing alpine mountain goat fart. etc.
Always a big fan of Lightfoot. He was alcoholic, by the way. Getting quieter as he gets older. A few health scares. Still working though, I think. His song Sundown was popular on the jukebox in a little bar I liked in Wailuku Maui, one winter I spent there. That song still brings part of me right back to that time. Music really can record nuances of personal history.
Why were you heading off to work so early in the morning, Vet? You posted at 4 a.m.