Whoaahh...this thread is moving fast.
Dee - I love you. And I would have you know that in my youth I was able to do backwards and forwards flik flaks ad nauseum. There wasn't any shape I couldn't bend into :-) Seriously though, thanks. No magic, huh? Okay. Stop looking then. Stop drinking.
Rejected by a prostitute?! God, only a drunk kiwi could manage that.
Yeah, you guys are really infatuated with blondes, eh? I had a nightmare the other night that I was blonde. Thank Christ, I woke up :-)