Ah yes. Urinating on oneself. I did that once, but thankfully I was at home. Hadn't realized I had to go so badly. Made it home from the bar, was in the process of getting my pants down, very clumsily, and lost it. At least I was in the bathroom. Still no fun. Don't miss those days. I also had times where I'd go into the bathroom at the bar, throw up, and go right back to drinking. Stupid.