Stuck in MIA.
Flight got bumped
a couple hours.
All they have here is junk to eat.
Five fast food pizzerias, a BK, the usual 4.00 spring water bottles.
Ahhhh, what can you do.
What I wouldn't give for
a handful of Earthworm flavored jelly beans,
or a box of freeze dried sour cream and onion Crick-Ettes.
My 5 year old nephew dared me to eat them with him.
I had to show him Uncle Lunar wasn't chicken.
Know what? They're pretty darn good.
They also makem' in bacon cheese.