Well, good to know I'm not alone (and I mean that in the least offensive way).
I' have managed to explain the urinating in the closet away and my wife does not buy it. She comes from alcoholic parents and never really dealt with it.
Anyway, I said that I probably blacked out because I drove close to 500 miles that day, then did another 2 hours of yard work after we got home. I had about 2 hours sleep in a 48 hour period. I've never lost my bladder like that but she maintained no excuse, and the "I've had enough" attitude. She wants to help, but because she hates her parents so much for alcoholism, I think her lack of sensitivity fuels my problems.
Do I sound like a typical drunk yet?