My last drunk started with a few big gulps of mouthwash. Contrary to what most might think, it wasn't because I had no means of buying alcohol nor was I hiding my consumption from anyone. In fact, there was alcohol in my house and i live alone. However, I had made a commitment that morning that this time my stash of alcohol would last a full week - no exceptions! Welp I was brushing my teeth for bed and instead of swishing the mouthwash, I swallowed it. That's all my mind and body needed for me to eventually crack open the real deal in my freezer. The next day I went to my first AA meeting crying like a baby. Almost 6 months sober and thank god I finally surrendered.
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