I called and asked to have mulch delivered tomorrow. Sorry schedule is full. What about today? In less than an hour I have a big pile of mulch in the driveway. Here's the joke: I put out trash can and barrels at the bottom of driveway so the wife would know not to park in driveway. I'm cooking lunch and I hear door open. Yep, she drove around the blockade into the driveway.
I asked her when they are going to return her brain now that school is over.
Then she said there is nowhere to park - there is room for ten cars within 30 feet... never mind.
I need to make some ice tea and get to work...
Looks like a sell out on opening day here. Should reach 100 posts by 7PM Eastern Standard Time