It's a warped kind of 2x4 world up in here. They leave them out in the rain and sun and rain and sun. It's all part of the Grand Conspiracy to Drive Me Mad. They must be from a fast grow tree farm cuz they have very wide grain and the consistency of chewing gum. Fresh and manufactured to warp. That's all I'm good for today. I'm actually doing okay; just feel like bitching and being dramatic.