It would be hard to live in a world where you can't find a straight 2x4!
You would love Henry, TL. He's really big, maybe 17 hands, but very gentle. Like you, I am not much of a rider. He's really my wife's horse; I feel like a benevolent uncle who visits with carrots and mints. His racing name was: No Never No More. We gave him his new name after the Beatles' song about Mr. Kite.