come on LB , you can't slip a corker in like that and expect me not to stamp on it ,
A beer would have mussed up those interface ports quicker than anything , made you unreliable for the Mrs , gave you a bad head , a wasted evening , a hungover wed's .
Having situations happen that "nearly make us drink" is opening up degree into our sober lives, a progressiveness of stinky things happening could edge us towards the drink as the "ultimate" get out at the end .
I just thought i'd point out that maybe the AV is trying to do a number on you .
Bestwishes, m