Originally Posted by
Bmac So I drove to Bed, Bath and Beyond this morning, listening to "The Notebook" on audio CD, ready to relinquish the man card. I approached customer service and handed my man card to the gentleman behind the counter.
He just looked at me and asked, "Keepin Up with the Kardashians?"
"No", I said, "Married at Frist Sight".
He replied, "Oh, I see. Well, there is a backroom over by the microfibre fitted sheets section. In there are items you can purchase which can reinstate your man card"
So I bought this and proudly walked out, man card safely tucked in my wallet.
Oh my Gawd... perfection!