"Oh! Sorry... Was home early from work and caught the Maury Povich show. For those that don't know of it it's a wild show where women that don't know who the father is or the fathers declare they are not the papa get paternity tests done and scream at each other in high low brow drama. "
Weasel, the above sounds like sitting in court all day only with criminal cases. I once sat through a trial for a fight between two women. Who were fighting over a pair of designer pants that didn't fit either of them. These situations go by the name "baby mama drama". Or, it will be two women fighting over some guy who is involved with one but sleeping with another and he doesn't show up in support of either of them. It's sort of like the modern version of gladiator combat for entertaining the masses.
I'm in the office. Rain respite. BigS, good idea to keep to one side of the fence and not look at the greenery on the other until something shakes out. Far less complicated. See above "baby mama drama."