Reasons to drink alcohol
Because I'm happy
Because I'm sad
Because I'm angry
Because I'm alone
Because I'm with friends
Because I'm listening to music
Because I'm at a club
Because I'm at a concert
Because I'm eating Italian
Or Mexican
Or pizza
Or a steak
Etc....
Because it's sunny
Because it's raining
Because it's snowing
Because I'm at a concert
Because I'm at the beach
Because I'm at a game
Because I need it to have fun
Because I need it to sleep
Because I need it to talk to others
Because I need it when alone
Because I need it when blue
Because I'm hungover
Because everyone is having one
Because I need it to be social
Because I won't get laid without one!
Because it makes me forget. (That is the only true one. It makes me forget at the price of destroying my brain.)
It's all ********. Excuses. Alcohol is a parasite, capable of attaching itself to everything.