He cheated at solitaire and god smote him. (Of course this was pre-microsoft when one used paper-like "cards" and I hear-tell some decks had bicycles emblazoned on them). Having lost 18 games straight, dude was getting a bit anxious. Not a cheater by nature (more of a recluse actually), dude said eff-it and borrowed an ace from another deck and as soon as it hit the formica it was dude-no-more. Moral? eff-it is a deadly game.