I agree, Zen, It WAS hard work being drunk.
First we had to BUY it, then sneak it into the house so the neighbors wouldn't notice, then pollute our bodies with the stuff while worrying about the next one and not running out....THEN dispose of the glass bottles or cans which led to noisy clanking on garbage day...(this is being discussed on another thread! LOL!)
Then of course we couldn't DRIVE anywhere after dark because of our poor night vision....Hahahaha.....
What else?????
It is such a relief, happy to have dropped kicked AL!!!!