I LOVE THIS THREAD! You guys are smart and funny. My dinner went off without a hitch, except my man friend had an episode that appeared to be a heart attack, so paramedics were called in, baby aspirin administered. There was barfing and fainting - poor
PR indeed for the restaurant. Turns out my pal experienced a major battle between sticky polenta and acid reflux disorder. I was happy to be sober throughout. (I am, after all, a non-drinker.)