For all that I can laugh at it, it's really not that easy to deal with. Other than the fact that my STBXAH has a heat seeking missile in his pants, an unholy alliance with Jeagermeister, and the financial acumen of a 3 year old, he's a really nice guy.
God bless him, I say, and thank the dear Lord for lawyers. It's a lot easier to pay someone else to do the arguing. I'm out.