The world DOES need to be protected from his teenage text speak!
Funny thing is he likens himself to an intellectual. But when he's in crazy mode all grammar rules (and sanity rules) go out the window.
Suki- that sounds like an unpleasant experience. To hear a voice that you're not expecting and then to witness his craziness. The poor cashier.
Wisconsin- yes the crozier the texts the easier it is to be almost amused by them
vs upset. The fact that to perfect strangers his text sounds bizarre but to me it's pretty par for the course, gives me perspective on what "normal" became for me over time w him.