MB I am glad you had fun
Spending your days in the sun
Eating good food
(Did you sunbathe in the nude?)
If you did, did you sunburn your bum??
DG I'm away home next week
My first job on arrival is to seek
To get under the hood
Charge the battery good
And hope the car starts with key-tweak
Ten months it has sat on the drive
Eight of those more dead, than alive
But I must have it working
Or my chores I'll be shirking
And I need no great reason to skive
For the garden has now grown wild
You would easily lose a small child
With scythe I will battle
(May even find cattle)
And in a corner weeds will be piled
But the pile will grow ever taller
At some point, the house will seem smaller
Will I dare set a light
To this mountain of shite
( will I be an emergency caller??)