"...Said he is leaving me, asked for his duffel bag and passed out."
OK, my DS5 has a Little Critter book called I was so Mad. When I read that line all I could picture in my head was Little Critter packing his baseball glove and a box of cookies onto his little red wagon because he was so mad that his mom wouldn't let him practice juggling with a dozen eggs that he decided to run away.
Spoiler alert- Little Critter's friends stop by and he goes to the park with them to play baseball, so he doesn't end up running away.