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Old 12-28-2002, 08:09 AM
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Ann
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LOL - okay Smoke here's Ann's daydream....

After winning the lottery and donating all but the last million to Sober Recovery (are you reading this Jon?), she moves into the somewhat more lavish hut just up the hill from Smoke the world-famous hula-dancer.

Eating fresh fruit and coconuts, she also loses 30 pounds and discovers that she really IS an Audrey Hepburn lookalike. With cool shades, Audrey style scarf, cigarette holder and her trusty cat Toby (almost Breakfast at Tiffany's gone native), she climbs into her shiny new Jeep to ride the hills and find new tropical plants for her recovery garden.

Her Mel-Gibson lookalike husband and her son who wouldn't know a drug if he tripped over a crackpipe, would be home cleaning the villa and preparing a diet feast for dinner, and upon Ann's return (after a short stopover at Smoke's for coffee), they would all sit out watching the stars and reminiscing of colder winters back home.
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