Here is a thought. I wonder whether there is a substantial overlap between golfers and psycho jerk car thieves. Probably not, right? IOW, you're not likely to see the thieves out there on your local links anytime soon.
If it were me, I'd check out pawn shops in the nearby areas and maybe Craigslist. I bet anything they're going to try and off-load them ASAP.
Good luck, keep us posted!
Jane