Pia

sarcasm of course!!

So XAH pops up at the house and begins to ask me

XAH :what we can do to fix our marriage.

Me: What are you willing to do?

XAH: I will slow down on alcohol and drugs and porn. I went to a few AA meetings but I do not want to go that route, but I will slow down

Me: Why do you want to make changes?

XAH : Because I now understand what you mean when you say you are lonely

Me: So your not going to get help for drugs, alcohol or porn but I am suppose to be happy you are willing to slow down?

XAH: You look great.

Wow was I suppose to jump in his arms and say YES YES YES