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wanttobehealthy 30 something single white male seeking a woman with no self esteem or backbone since my ex wife finally developed both much to my chagrin so I'm in need of a new host for my parasitic self to attach to ... I'm often incoherent (but I think I'm FUN & you will too unless you're a dull boring woman like my ex). You'll never have to wonder what to do with your money because I'll help you spend it recklessly. I'm overweight & red faced with a distinct whiskey & tobacco masked by mint gum odor (hot don't you think?). I've deconstructed the archaic notion of "honesty" & redefined it to better suit my lifestyle. Get to know me & I'll tell you all about it.
WTBH, you are freaking KILLING me! This is just hilarious! I'm about to suffer an attack of incontinence from laughing so F'ing hard! Great, great work...