Originally Posted by
lillamy
You know, maybe it's just me, but the texting shorthand makes it so much more pathetic. Not even my 6th grader texts like that.
Yes, I can see why he would believe you are DYING to get back together with him. He seems quite the catch! *rolling my eyes*
Good for you for laughing at it.
TOTALLY! I'm a bit of a grammar nazi as it is so a grown man using text lingo like a child just makes his messages 100x more pathetic!
Maybe I should offer (just kidding!) to write him a match.com profile...
30 something single white male seeking a woman with no self esteem or backbone since my ex wife finally developed both much to my chagrin so I'm in need of a new host for my parasitic self to attach to ... I'm often incoherent (but I think I'm FUN & you will too unless you're a dull boring woman like my ex). You'll never have to wonder what to do with your money because I'll help you spend it recklessly. I'm overweight & red faced with a distinct whiskey & tobacco masked by mint gum odor (hot don't you think?). I've deconstructed the archaic notion of "honesty" & redefined it to better suit my lifestyle. Get to know me & I'll tell you all about it.
Quite a catch no?