There once was a gal named matters,
who earned her living as a waitress.
She thought she gave it up, but No Such Luck!
Guess what ? Now she's waiting on the DUCK!
Hey gang , I thought of this one when he went to eat and began asking for, salt , milk ( because he had enough beer for now) and then wanted a soda. And he also wanted six tortillas to go with the meat he was eating. I was just getting ready to wrap my Mom's presents so I can get them in the mail tomorrow. My daughter and I started laughing in the kitchen again. My therapy is laughter for sure!! The plus side is that he has passed out on the couch and I have peace and quiet for now. He always passes out after he eats. About 10 mins. after to be exact.
Keep them coming, this is fun,
matters