O My Gosh Mr. Hammer...you crack me up!!! Hilarious!
That being said....wow. There is no way I would put up with someone pissing all over my house...wow.
As far as falling asleep with a cig...please be so careful. I work in the insurance industry. A client of ours who is elderly has a grown son with some mental challenges. He came over to stay the night and the son fell asleep w/a cig and burned down the house and died. About a month later the dad died, I will always believe it was the stress from all of that sent him over the edge. Please please be careful.
Originally Posted by
Hammer 
Wow. The absolute crap (well not crap, I suppose, more like pee) you women will put up is AMAZING.
[hmmm, Hammer holds mirror up to self, and says STFU jackass -- the crap YOU put up with is amazing. Yeah. STFU]
Anyway. I want any or all of you as wives, if you put up with this type of crap. I am trained to pee in the yard. Like a dog.
Thinking about this -- you all should just get dogs. They can be trained to pee outside.