Oh, fun! I'll play.
My house is a mess because:
My mom made me do chores all the time and now that I have my own place I shouldn't have to do them.
I've had all these household disasters and I got too discouraged to keep up with it.
I can usually find stuff--it just takes me a little longer than people who keep their stuff organized.
If I clean up, it just gets messy all over again.
I'm missing the "organization gene."
I really don't want to have people over, anyway.