........and me with no wedding present! tsk! tsk!
Living well is the best revenge, my friend.
(Second best is imagining the wonderful life these two
lovebirds will no doubt share.)
If your imagination falls short, just find a TV and tune in on
"hoarders" or one of the delightful pawn wars or storage wars genre.
Don't overlook opportunities in DOD work. You seem to have a knack
for dodging bullets!