Out of nowhere today:
Wouldn't it be nice to just go sit up at Chili's and have a beanie burger and an ice cold beer? If you eat and just drink diet beers, you'll be able to just drink enough to get a buzz and leave. It won't be a problem. Just get out of the house for a couple hours.
It does this when I get bored. As if the only thing that exists outside the house is alcohol. Not to mention that I have plans to get my driver's license back this week.
I'm ordering a pizza. Then, I'm going for a walk and listening to an audiobook. Then, I'm going to knit and watch a movie. Then, I'm going to go to bed. Then, I'm going to wake up feeling just fine. Screw you, beast.