This is so weird. I had a dream about you last night. I knew it was you because that dang jacked up on steroids ferret picture you have kept popping up. I can't remember much of the dream but what I do remember is thinking, in my dream, I have to check and see how she's doing. I also think a bunch of us were posting really fast, like in chat, and every time you would post your fluffy ferret picture popped out.
Anyway, hopefully one of the AV translators or AV police will be by shortly to help you through this as I am still yet a fledgling.
Glad you didn't drink. Really glad.