Ur - I was the same :-(
The utter garbage that came out of my mouth!
The lies why I didnt get into work - wife broke her leg,kids ill,car won't start...all because I was so hungover :-(
Then there was all the crap I also said to make me sound interesting - found a dead body,making others stories my own...what a dick I was!
No idea why I did it- low self asteem I guess..good news is its one of the first things that recovers!