Lexie, I am laughing, but only because I can relate to stuff like this! I, too, like to do activities where one can get hurt (going snowmobiling this afternoon!) and yet my injuries seem to happen with the most mundane, innocuous stuff, like walking the dogs and tearing the tendons in my foot, or lifting my friend's 3 year old onto the toilet and rupturing a disc in my back, or my tennis elbow from painting and texturing walls all summer...never a great injury story to tell!