Originally Posted by
soberlicious 
One of my students actually told their mom they thought I looked like Fergie. They got straight "A"s the rest of the year.
A woman once told me that I looked like Tom Cruise. I was in Guam and she was a Korean prostitute I had been drinking with for 4 hours, so her opinion is highly suspect. After about 14 attempts to convince me to
buy her out for the evening I handed her my cell phone and said, "Call my wife. If she says it's OK, I'll buy you out right now!" She declined. "What? I no call yo' wiiiiiiife." Later the mamazan bit me on top of my head, but I think I dared her. I'm surprised I remember that night.
Whose thread is 'jacked now?