LMAO...next he'll be sending you flowers, Non.
Funny you said that about the wife dying and what then. When I quit for good this last time, I didn't really know anything about the Beast, etc, but I certainly did understand my capacity for excuses. I did this thing with myself where I went through every single horrible thing I could imagine, so that I could then answer "NO, not even then". I even purposely presented the absolute hands-down worse possible scenario, the idea of the loss of one of my children...so that I could clearly state, "no, not even then". It was my attempt to seal every crack.
The Beast is opportunistic scum and will use even the most unspeakable tragedy to it's benefit. I do not forget that.
ps...I just realized the title of this thread and none of that was "funny". Sorry all...