Thanks guys, for playing along. The AV really is hilarious and pathetic when you spell out what it's saying.
Today, mine has been chattering all day and obsessing on the word "never."
You don't really mean never, do you? Like, NEVER, never? Come on, once you get a couple months, you can just have a little. Remember what you think of teetotalers - BO-RING! Never say never. You can't realistically say never...
... and on and on. It's annoying and distracting, but it's also a little funny. Knowing that it's not me is so powerful. I am getting some sick enjoyment out of how upset it is getting.
I'll be glad when it finally shuts up, but for now I'm choosing to be amused and enjoy my hangover-free day.