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Old 03-25-2013, 08:44 AM
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SoberKnitter
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Funny Things My AV Said Today

I thought it might be helpful for us newbies to have a thread where we list the things our AV says to us.

I was watching a re-run of Frasier last night because I'm still not sleeping. Frasier was having a drink with a woman he met at the airport, and they really hit it off. My AV started telling me that if I never drink again that I will never randomly meet the man of my dreams and be able to have a drink with him at the airport. It reminded me how fun it is to pass the time in an airport bar.

This is stupid on so many levels, not the least of which is that I have gotten embarrassingly plastered in an airport so many times. I've puked on planes and arrived at my destination so visibly intoxicated that I couldn't get a rental car. It's also pretty stupid because I am unemployed (because of drinking and using), so I don't travel for work anymore.

What stupid thing did your AV say today?
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