Ended up wasted in a nightclub in Taiwan once. Not sure how I got there, but managed to get my hands on some E. Next thing I know, blood is streaming from my face, and I'm talking to paramedics in broken English saying "No police please".
Luckily enough they put me in a taxicab home. Had a nasty gash over my eye (thankfully didn't scar but took three months or so to go away) and a broken nose which never properly healed. To this day I speak in a unnecessarily whiny, nasally pitch because of it. Yet.....I didn't even miss a beat and was out drinking again within days.